Guess who crawled under my desk yesterday? That's right, MOSONSC (My Old Sort Of New Still Crush). It was all under the pretext of getting something he had dropped under there, but we all know why he really wanted to get under my desk. My first instinct was to remain seated and let him crawl on down there and go to town, however, my desire to remain employed led me to another decision. Though I got up out of my seat, I stayed close by.
Then my boss walks by and sees him under my desk. She was coming out of her office, and did a double take.
BL: What the hell is he doing down there?
ME: He dropped something and is looking for it?
BL: That just does not look right.
ME: I hear ya. At least I didn't stay in my seat.
BL: Definitely something you don't see anyday.
ME: Indeed.
BL found that to be very amusing.
During this exchange, there were random musings from MOSONSC (It's dirty down here. What should I do with this box?). I had to keep telling myself not to laugh. He said "box".
I'm totally 12 years old. And he really is my secret boyfriend!
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